No one seems to support my quest to seduce some Maxim chick over the internet by making her win the Hometown Hotties Contest. I got one email, which is a lot of me, about how I’m a loser sell out of trying to get you guys to help me get a bowling date with this Jody bitch. It was going to be my greatest stepTV clip yet and now it will never happen.

To prove my point that Jody deserves to win this contest, I ripped off some self-shot underwear pics off her facebook. I am pretty confident that she will end up suing me for hacking this shit, but I think it’ll improve her chances of winning because we like girls who take pictures of themselves in the mirror while rockin’ their underwear. Her body is bangin’ I don’t care what you say, I just care that you vote, because I want this date to happen. Help a brother out….

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