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2019

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night I was walking through alleys, as I do…and I looked into one backyard where I experienced a tiny miracle…

I witnessed a woman, in a kiddie pool….having a water birth….

Her huffing and puffing and screaming in her lovely urban garden…

Her family and midwife with her guiding her through the ordeal…

I just sat there in awe, unable to believe I was witnessing such a miracle…

The miracle wasn’t that she was shitting out a baby…you know bringing new life into the world…the whole pregnancy thing terrifies me and disgusts me….in their parasitic mooching off a mom before ruining her fucking life…

The miracle was that she was topless…a millennial living her best holistic instagram granola life…with her massive fucking tits flopping all over the motherfucking place…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

Brawl with TSA Agent
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Woman Drives Jeep off Tow Truck….
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Have You Ever Been This High
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Cuba Gooding Jr wants his Case Dismissed Because His Accuser Posts About her Mental Health Issues…
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Mysterious Towers in NYC
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Mom Reflexes!
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Birthday Cake Backfire
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Bikini Babe – Checking Herself Out in the Window
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Friends OVER
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7 Pawn Star Items that Were Totally Fake
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HOA Board Meeting Fail
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Queen and Slim – the Black Bonnie and Clyde
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Runaway Bike
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SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT.
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