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2019

15

Jul

Bella Heathcote Nipples for CBS of the Day

CBS are a major network…but they are also softcore pornographers that produce smut as clickbait to get people to watch their nonsense in order to sell ads against their shit…or at last sign up to their streaming app since no one has cable anymore, so take it to the people direct…10 years or even 15 years after they probably should have. All these big media companies – so late to the game…but maybe it’s called all access like all those porn member sites of the late 90s…back when CBS should have been building out their online strategy…I mean 2019 and still losing to Netflix you billion dollar companies fucking suck at taking the fuck over. Slow fucks dot com should be the name of their app….and funny enough I don’t think NBC even has an app out yet…slackers.

In their pornography production, they have this Bella Heathcote who is a 32 year old Australian from Neighbors, the show where any famous Australian was recruited from, in what I’ve assumed is the Australian equivalent of the IDF, where at 18 each citizen has to partake in the show….and some like Margot Robbie move to the USA and use their tits to get famous and I guess Bella Heathcote is on the same hustle..cuz her are her tits.

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