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2019

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night….which is pretty pathetic when you think about it…but that’s ok…I am not trying to impress anyone…is that I sat on a park bench drinking spiked soft drinks….watching people on the bench next to me…who turned out to be on their first tinder date with each other talking what must have been enough to trust each other to not kill each other….and they were going through their likes and dislikes of sex…the girl was talking about her IUD and love for natural unprotected sex….and the dude was talking about how he likes to fuck girls with toys…it was just weird to witness it so casual with normal looking young people…because I guess online dating means they’ve already seen pics of each other’s genitals….talked dirty to each other cuz it is the prequel to sex and more importantly…it is the porn generation on the internet…so if you’re a lonely chronic masturbator, you’re there by choice, as there’s clearly many fucking options in this everyone is a pervert world….

Hayden Panettiere is Still with her Abusive Boyfriend
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Vegans Protesting People Buying Milk at Walmart – Hilarious
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TITTIES Tracks Down Thieves Stealing Back Her Car1811
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Woman Pushes Priest Off Stage..
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Sluts at a Movie Premiere
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Window Smashing in Germany
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WTF Spine Adjustment of the Day
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Girl in Shorts Fucking Produce at the Grocery store…
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Oh Fuck – Gators are Eating METH
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Security Guard Pulls Gun on Cop…
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Kids Burning a Pride Flag
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Jim Carey in The Shining Edit – Weird
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Car Fails High Speed Turn
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SLUTTY SEX WORKERS DOING SEX WORK
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