I am not going to spoiler alert anything here, but I went to see Once Upon a Time movie, because I haven’t been to the movies in over a year or more, and I quickly remembered why I don’t do that shit….

With streaming, fuck paying to be out in public, to sit on uncomfortable chair amongst feces and bed bugs and lice, and strangers who could easily murder us….it’s dumb and so was the fucking movie….

I went into it hating Margot Robbie, excited to see her die and horrible death as a Fat Sharon Tate with a dumb fucking American accent because Robbie, despite being a lot of hype a an actor for whatever reason, can’t do an American accent….She must have made friends with the dumbest fucking execs who like thick Australian girls….

That said, I want a side by side profile shot of her and Sharon Tate to really see how much the woman body has changed and how much fatter we like our women, not to mention, while I mention it….Margot Robbie looks 40 or more…a mom, a woman…terrible..

Anyway, the movie was shit, the story shit, the only thing good about it was the styling. People are going to say it was amazing, they are going to say it was innovative and great, because people don’t have taste. Remember Lady Gaga music tops charts and so does Katy Perry music. It’s all marketing to retards with credit cards and no opinion….

I love 60s Cali, I love cults, I love Old Hollywood, drunks, and all that other shit that should make this movie good…but it just wasn’t good. I wanted to leave within the first 4 minutes and I kept asking my co-star in our Movie watching role to leave but she wanted to see the end, because she also hates Margot Robbie and wanted to see her die….so I asked for a handjob and she said no….and instead ate a large bag of 20 dollar movie popcorn realizing I’ve been dooped by Hollywood yet again.

I think I just made a movie review…shit, am I the New York Times? Call me Sisco Ebert…That Thong Thong Thong….only I still have a face.

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