You know there’s this thing called THE BATCH…that I am not sure still exists, but back in the pre-dating app era, it was what you’d say to a dude who hadn’t had sex for a long fucking time….his non sex basically built up on him, like a stink or disease, that got worse and worse each day….because women could sense it…and avoid…

I guess it is based on the same psychology that women like to fuck men with wives or girlfriends because they seem desirable, but instead it is the opposite…

I had a friend who used to dab TUNA CAN Water on his neck and wrists, like cologne….to cover up the smell of THE BATCH…with the smell of a fishy possibly pussy smell that would be subtle with the beer and cigarettes masking the smell..

I don’t know if anyone else wash their hands on tuna can water before going out to make girls think you get pussy….but it’s a tactic you should use to really officially embrace being pathetic…

Here are some MORNING hangover DUMP stepLINKS…

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