I accidentally watched Scorcese, DeNiro and Pacino on Sunday Morning at some 70 year old woman I met in a bar and went home with cuz my wife is half dead and doesn’t care…or notice which works out nicely if you think waking up in some 70 year old woman who watches SUNDAY MORNING is awesome, or some kind of sexual peak…in a I keep getting older and so do the women I end up going home with…there was a time it was 20 year olds…and now we’re at 70…slowly dying is sad…

Luckily my dick doesn’t work anymore so I don’t make terrible decisions by lowering myself to actually fuck the old lady…I could probably live with it if I had, I’ve done worse….but I did eat her out and it tasted nothing like my grandmother’s cookies…

I guess the new generation granny doesn’t have the same work ethic, or old world charm and values as grannies of the past, but this bitch did pilates and yoga and high intensity training as was more ripped than any lazy 20 year old…her face tight with injections…Unfortunately, her vagina didn’t weather the storm quite as well as the rest of her had…I guess she wasn’t into vaginal rejeuvenation….

But at least she was trying to stay hot, to have the hottest social media feed for her old married friends to jack off to, like a young influencer but a widow collecting her government pension, which is more than we can say for the entitled 21 year old’s I would normally try to hit on, cuz they are lazy and uptight and think men are toxic, and think they are trans so they don’t try as hard to be hot, unless it is for a social media pic, for their second life…for the facade….

While old lady was just having a good time in her retirement….

So I almost suggest the old over the new if they are new 70….even if they watch Sunday Morning like your dad…

Sunday Morning, where I learned that Scorcese felt Hollywood doesn’t want to make the movies he wants to make…which is fucking awful, because but that Netflix came through. So character driven non super hero movies for the Chinese market aren’t the ONLY thing getting filmed…yet…and that was crazy but not as crazy as the 70 year old vagina taste in my mouth…as I listened to Scorcese talk 160 million dollar budgets…all I could taste was mothballs…

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