The worst thing ever about being a creative genius everyone thinks is a pervert, weirdo, freak, idiot, loser, degenerate, failure….

Is when a brilliant idea comes to you in your sleep, and you wake up thinking “This will revolutionize the world and make me billions of dollars”….

Only to fall back asleep and remember just that part of the idea…you know that it was going to revolutionize the world and make me a billion dollars…but the actual idea totally gone…

So I guess you were all right…I’m just a pervert, weirdo, freak, idiot, loser, degenerate failure…who forgets the fucking plan, before there is a plan put in place, but at least we have the clickbait tits to distract ourselves from all that we could have been….and there’s nothing wrong with that…I mean except the whole poverty, living in black mould, hating my life and my wife, who for an obese woman has very small breasts…because that’s just the kind of luck I’ve got…getting the fat chick who can’t gain weight in her tits…the only place WE as men want fat to be gained on a woman…

I guess the key to life, and this may be very deep and meaningful, so watch out….is fuck responsibility, ambition, health and wellness, forgetting your ego, and all the other shit we are told…..and distract yourself with hours upon hours of tits…it may not get your taxes done, or get you out of dead…but that mindlessness is key to mindfullness.

I should write an e-book on it…or I could just write this site for another 15 fucking years….

You may not know this, because you aren’t real and this is me talking to myself, but I started DrunkenStepfather in November 2004…that’s 15 years of distracted living, not distracted driving….you get tickets for distracted driving…where distracted living gets you a sub-par barely meaningful, off the radar, limited responsibility or expectations life…mindlessness – the new – mindfullness….so meditate on that or just masturbate to the tits like a primate in a zoo enclosure as the government watches you through your front facing camera…Hi government.

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