I accidentally watched a Hallmark style movie about a time traveling knight who ends up in modern times in his cheap dollar store looking knight outfit…and I thought to myself, what girl is fantasizing about having a knight sweep her off her feet, but more importantly, were knights chivalrous like they are presented in the media, cuz I think they probably were the cops of the era and didn’t get in trouble so they’d just rape everyone…and run crime rings knowing they wouldn’t get caught…

Either way, Vanessa Hudgens is the kind of girl looking fo the Knight apparently…

I got through about 15 minutes of it on in the background, which was 15 minutes too long, but I did get to the point when she had the random dude claiming to be a knight in her fucking house…a house she shared with her KID….Like a girl would let some random dude who claims to be a knight in her house…if they fell for that shit, you’d all be getting laid…

The question is – Who signs off on this, I know it’s not a Charlie’s Angel Reboot no one asked for, so it’s not AS bad as it could be, but still pretty fucking bad. It is the equivalent of porn, without the porn to make it worth watching….but there was a team of people into Knights this much to write this, sell it, get it produced and show up on set daily to film it…then the poor editors had to edit this shit into something…just so many people tainted by the absolute shit….yes for some reason…they all got paid heavy to participate…

We are all doing something wrong cuz they keep winning.

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