I know more important things are going on in the world, like commercial airlines are being shot down when flying out of Iran killing passengers and making Iran a less desirable place to travel than it was…because I know on my BUCKET LIST flying into IRAN flying COACH was right up there with Chernobyl…I can’t even watch Desert Storm era moves…the last thing I’m doing it flying out there for some HUMMUS…

While cancelling my IRAN travel plans, I accidentally watched a Goldie Hawn movie from the 60s that won her an oscar….basically she’s fucking an old dentist who pretends he’s married despite being a bachelor and he gets his assistant to play his wife only for them to fall in love like it was the Adam Sandler movie based on the same story…and from my perspective…if Goldie was to come up in another era…she’d never have been cast in movies, but rather in porn. She has the talent of a pornstar and she’s not even that hot…

POINT being…so many women with the potnential of being Goldie Hawn if they were around in the 60s, are now taking pics of their assholes for reddit and I am all about that progress. It’s more human, more simplistic, more BASIC needs….and it made for better entertainment than watching that Goldie Hawn movie…

Not that you care about what an agoraphobic obese man with a website does on the weekend in the confines of about 300 or less square feet….100 of which my wife takes up cuz she’s fat…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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