Vanessa Hudgens is now single, so the first thing she’s gotta do is start trying to convince her boyfriend who was too hot for her, but didn’t realize he was too hot for her, until he started making his own real money and make his own real moves and realized “shit this hag is a downer, I got my life to fucking live”….leaving her to deal with rejection, loneliness and the idea that she may not be as hot as she thought she was.

Luckily, like all women on social media, she has a direct line to the male feedback she needs and all it takes is tapping into her old ways of slutty nude selfies. She was almost a pioneer with it.

So as she figured a new titty tattoo was a good excuse to show tits, we get to see shes’ got more tit that we expected her to have, and the hairy little monkey that is Vanessa Hudgens lives another day…..

How hot is that skin discolorment patch that looks like a Hawaiian island…I know…so hot.

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