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2020

02

Apr

Courtney Stodden Sucking Popsicles in Quarantine of the Day

During the apocalypse QUARANTINE, Stodden has had time to do a series of half naked bikini sucking on a lollipop selfies for her fans who remember her as the 35 year old who played a child bride for the tabloids with the clown tits, that had at least one staged sex tape, like a sex worker, without really understanding their are better ways to loop loser dudes from the internet into giving you money every month….just ask that pig Maitland Ward, her pre porn career was LUCRATIVE with her patreon….you gotta build that base before you’re fucking big black cock in sex tapes…..

She’s a bottom feeder, but I still regret not going to her Halloween party MANY years ago, I should have robbed my neighbor for flight money. It would have been a legendary time, but now I am instead forced to post bikini pics of her in her TOTAL irrelevance, like she was irrelevant enough back then to have her dude invite me to a party at her house….she’s REAL fucking irrelevant now…but I’ll still look at her shamelessness with FOND memories of a better time when air travel was possible and the only thing you had to worry about was crashing..not COVID bullshit Bill Gates will save you all from.

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