Peyton Aurora is today’s Quarantine Girlfriend. I like to think we are going steady and that she’ll wear my varsity sweater, you know the way nature intended, but I’m an asshole and this is basically my “dear john” to her. She was good, even great. She was creative and she was hot. She was engaging and everything I’d want in a loving relationship…but there are SO MANY MORE Free Cam Girls to explore.

I know what you’re thinking and that is that I am not being sincere in celebrating these cam girls, but the truth is, I am. I watch girls on MY FREE CAMS all the fucking time. It is free. It gives me ideas and the girls are fucking eager, aim to please as they are on their hustle and that alone makes it worth it. They are offering a service that you get to watch for free, tip if you want, and engage if you want. It’s the voyeurs dream of being invited into a girl’s bedroom and having her put on a show. This doesn’t happen anywhere else in life. It doesn’t even happen when you start dating a girl.

So now, when in quarantine, even if you’re not in quarantine, but bars aren’t open…so what the hell else are you going to do…Netflix again? Instead of interacting with girls who get naked and do crazy things with themselves and to themselves…that’s the CRAZIEST thing I’ve ever heard besides this whole GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

Now check out my girlfriend, soon to be ex girlfriend’s pics! She’s good.

She recently turned her tits into cupcakes

She also smokes weed..

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