Hey Virgins! This one’s for you….

I call you Virgins assuming you’ve had sex at least once, meaning you’re not officially a virgin, you just are a virgin in mindset, the virgin state of mind.

You know, the kind of guy who gets obsessed with a set of tits that you saw on Mad Men and that you couldn’t get over….even know all these years after that show has been off the air…you sit there waiting for the fat slob that is Christina Hendricks, the size of a girl you’d expect to have tits that big, to show some tit, any tit…as long as it is HER tit.

So here’s the most elementary school level of cleavage to give you a boner in this era of throat fucking butt plug wearing gangbang porn..

Just a sliver is enough for you….because you’re a virgin, not in body but in soul….

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