I’ve been sitting in a Starbucks for the last 6 hours because my wife is having one of those days where she smells really bad and I can’t deal with it despite that fact that I married it.
I was hoping I’d see something interesting happen but then I realized that interesting people don’t do coffee shops. All I got was some girl who’s age I was betting on with some pervert who was lookin’ at her tits with me, I was aiming for 18 because it makes me feel less dirty but he was convinced she was 14 and was so into it.
Then I had to deal with pregnant couples make lame pregnant couple jokes, that made me realize exactly what their lives at home are like and their happiness was fucking offensive, I thought pregnant bitches were supposed to be hormonal and have some edge, not giving high fives to their baby daddy’s like they are the biggest fucking cunts on the planet.
Then some old creepy dude seemed to be chatting up this young dude by asking him what music he likes and asking him what websites he downloads shit from, then dude went into chatting about how he’s missing Law and Order SVU, because that’s his favorite but he also likes criminal minds and CSI, then he invited the young dude over for a jam session…which I can only assume in his mind meant cummin on dude’s ass before pullin’ the tricks he’s learnt on all his crime shows….I thought about calling the cops, but figured I’d write about instead, I don’t like cops that much and I also don’t like the staff of Starbucks, I saw them hand out at least 50 free drinks to their homies who rolled through, while I sat there like an asshole nursing my coffee for 6 hours, like I was an 18 year old punk in a strip club nursing my 10 dollar beer because I only had enough money for one beer and wanted to take in as much pussy as I could but was scared they’d kick me out if I was sitting there running on empty…
Fuck starbucks, here are my links….
Claudia Schiffer in a See Through Dress at the Beach
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A Bunch of Stupid Brown People Try To Flip Over a Car
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Some Sex Ringtone Prank That You’ve Probably Already Seen But is New To Me
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Some Indian Man Marries His Dog….
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Christina Aguilera’s Baby Shower Video….
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Some Russian Snowboarding Behind a Train Because Russians Are Insane
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Owen Wilson’s Dating Some Model Named Le Call(girl) here are her Lingerie Pictures
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Miss Nude World Girls Kissing Topless on Howard Stern
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A WHole Lot of Sluts at A Car Show
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Paris Hilton is Either Pregnant or Bloated but I think Neither Are Possible Since Her Lady Parts Fell Out a Couple Years Ago, So Maybe She’s Just Fat
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Sex in the Internet Cafe
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Chelsy Davy is Prince Harry’s Girlfriend Who Dumped Him For Texting Other Chicks…These Are Pictures of Her Emotionally Wrecked Over the Whole Thing…Dude’s a Prince and Could Easily Get Better Pussy….Or at Least Pussy That Doesn’t Dump Him For Talking To Other Pussy….and Joins In the Fun….
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More Pictures of the Sharon Stone Camel Toe
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Kelly Clarkson’s Been Emotionally Eating Her Body into a Fat Chick
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Meet the Gentle Giant – Who’s Pretty Fuckin Weird Lookin and Will Give You Nightmares
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Christina Aguilera All Bundled Up While Pregnant…I Guess The Air Conditioning in LA is Strong
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The Coolest Crazy Homeless Person I’ve Seen Today
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The Duffgusting Sisters Hang With Fat Dudes in a Purse to Make Them Look Skinnier
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Some Wardrobe Malfunction Business on Some Gameshow
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A Little More Haylie Duff Because Bitch is Fucking Weird Looking…
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Shakira is an Wild and Adventurous Columbian Because She Wears Animal Prints
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Boy George is Charged With Kidnapping Some Homo and Chaining Him To The Wall
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Sluts Getting Down and Dirty with Each Making Their Parents Proud
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Some Angie Harmon (who?) on the Cover of Shape Magazine with a Hot Photoshopped Body
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French Chicks Like Wine…A lot…
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Jailbait for You To Get Arrested Over of the Day
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Brooke Hogan Working Out Pictures
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Kristy Roche is Some Girl Who Is Posing Half Naked in Ralph Magazine
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The Karashians Are Signed for Season 2 – Exclusive – Thanks Ryan Seacrest
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Some Site is Name Dropping Me When Talking About Tits…Because I Am an Expert on Tits, I guess You Need a Set to Really Understand Them, Thanks Beer.
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These People are Turning into Trees and It’s Fucking Disgusting
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Sarah Silverman’s Aids Song is Offensive Because I Hate Her
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The Top 20 Side Boobs of All Time
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Battle Of The Bust
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan’s Newest Addiction…Buying Expensive Purses…Look at Her Face…Looks Like She’s Scoring Crack
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Vivica Fox Showing Off Her Body in Some Half Naked Photoshoot
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Some Celebrity I’ve Never Heard of Steals Other People’s Tip Money…Because That’s the Way I Tip a Bartender….too
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Jonah Ray’s Freeloaders Guide To Internet Dating
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Reese Witherspoon is on the Cover of Southern Beauty Magazine
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Jordan / Katie Price Dresses Like a Nun For Her Husband in Bed Cuz She’s So Naughty
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Some Chinese Dude Cookin’ Rats for Dinner Because That’s What Hungry People Do
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Some Chick Named Gabriela’s Got some Big Fuckin’ Tits
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The Hottest Ass of the Year
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Dude With 8 Cocks Keeps Some Slag Busy….
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Kathy Griffen’s Husband is a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…But Then Again So Is She…It’s So Nice When Ugly People Find Love…
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Some Webcam Chick Stripping
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Vintage Lesbian Video
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Mike Tyson’s Greatest moments:
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Anna Beatriz Barros Lookin’ Insanely Hot in These Posed Pics
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From Photobucket:
Some Dude Posts a Couple Pics of Some GIrls Taking Nude Pics Together on their Camera Phone For Him
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Nakedness
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From the Forum:
Some UT Drama Major – Acting Naked
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Some Chick Named Susanna is a Cocktease
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Some New Suicide GIrl Download
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Celeste Fox is a Porn Site that Does Good
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