I decided that I am tired of being impotent and shit’s a mind over matter situation. I realize that my wife is fucking disgusting and I can’t stomach the thought of slammin’ her, but I am convinced that young hot girls will be able to fix my problem. I tell myself it’s the booze and hard living, but I feel like if I believe shit will work proper it will. So I’m now on that hustle and willing to take applications from any hot sluts out there who think they have to skills to bring me back to life and are willing to get busy.
The funniest thing about girls, is that any chick you talk to is convinced they give the best head in the world. They are convinced they are the best fuck, and as of today, I am willing to take anyone up on their confidence and report back on the site about it because I am pretty convinced that you can’t get me off, but you can sure as hell try.
Remember, this site’s only for hot chicks now, so if you haven’t left yet, go, you’re ruining our sexy party, you fuckin’ buzzkill.
Here are my links:
The Crazy Cat Fight on a Shot at Love With Ass Shots Video…I guess it’s true that love hurts….
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A Set of Tits Doing Math
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Miss Italy 1991 – Topless and Bending Over in a Bikini
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Britney Gets Her Fat Sucked Out
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Miranda Kerr is Hot in this Victoria’s Secret Commercial
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Some Pervert Hides in the Bathroom and Records Unsuspecting Girls Peeing…Watch Out….
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Bjorn Borg – Tennis Star’s Got a New Underwear Line….So Here are Pics of Girls Wearing His Shit and By Shit I Mean Bras and Panties…
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Jessica Alba at Some Movie Premiere Lookin’ Boring
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Prince is on a Mission to Destroy the Internet
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Some Hot Slut Named Bianca Balti in GQ Italy
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An Andy Warhol Portrait of Liz Taylor Sold for 24 Million Dollars
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The Pixyland Internet Celebrity is Getting Married to a Woman…
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Office Hackysack Video
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Kelly Ripa’s got a Weird Fucking Belly Button You Want to Fuck – Weirdo
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Melissa Midwest Gets Painted by Baseball Player Aubrey Muff
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Rihanna Performing in Her S&M Outfit
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Some Mardi Gras Brawl Video
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Justin Timberlake Gets Jessica Biel a Surfboard for Xmas and Sex Wax, Which is Code for a Sex Change…
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Some Ronald McDonald Mash Up Video that Scares Me
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Some Tattooed Chick Posing Naked Video
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Rumer Willis is Going to Be a Golden Globe Girl….Because She’s Got Some Serious Career Going On
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Dudes Who Look Like Lesbians Blog
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Henry Rollins Hates DJ AM As Much as I Do- Video
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Tits By Pouring Water on Her Wifebeater Video
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Hayden Panettiere Showing Off her Stubby Self and Big Head and Cleavage
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Some Girls Naked Ass on the Computer
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Paris Hilton is a Not So Private Dancer
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Some Canadian Hockey Player on the Maple Leafs Sends a Girl Nudes and She Throws them Up Online
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Girls Best Friend Is The Vibrator and They Prove It For You as a Group
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Some Girl Thinks She’s Hotter than She Is and Takes Pics of Herself Half Naked….I Blame All The Dudes Who Complimented her Along the Way to Get in Her Pants Making Her Believe it. FUCK YOU.
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Look at the last pic in this set, it’s like “Oh what did i just do”
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Lance Armstrong’s Kid Takes the Olsen Stepmother to her School’s Show and Tell
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A Little Ali Lohan Action cuz She’s the New Lindsay or at Least is Trying to Be
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The Victoria’s Secret Angels Get a Star on the Walk of Fame
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Lesbian Ronson’s Sister – Charlotte
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Girls Dyking Out hard at an All Girls Party
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Carrie Underwood Doin Some Christmas Concert Bullshit Cuz You Like Christmas, Even Though No One Buys You Gifts
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Girls Fucking Machines…
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Some Weird Japanese Fetish With a Girl Rockin a Strap-On Slammin a Stuffed Animal
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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