I am talking to a virgin on Facebook and I am trying to convince her to have sex with me, not because I can actually get it up for anyone, even a hot 18 year old virgin, but because I’ve never slammed a virgin, all the girls I’ve been with were fucking whores, which was basically why I was getting with them in the first place and figure that if I can sort out this hustle, and convince her to let me put my dirty greasy drunken hands on her, I’ll figure out a way to make my shit work. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The reason I am so happy about this is because I thought that my window for fucking a virgin was closed. I figured every girl gets fucked by the time she’s 15 and hanging in school yards, despite being a good time, can get you in serious trouble, so the 18 year old virgin is some rare fuckin’ breed, and getting her talking to me is like winning the fucking lottery because I didn’t know that they existed and because girls are usually scared of me.
My problem is that I got no game for virgins and only know how to bag drunk chicks, so this girl’s basically told me that she’s not going to fuck me because I am old, dirty and make her sick to her stomach, even after I pleaded my case that I’ve never slept with a virgin and want to before I die and that she should see it as a charitable donation, even if the bitch doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing, it still makes my dreams come true, then I offered to rent the movie Kids and get drunk in her parent’s basement and she still hasn’t answered. I guess she’s not into my romantic ways.
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Here are the rest of my links….
The Hometown Hotties Dance Reel Because I Didn’t Get Invited To Their Party
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The Tila Tequila Lesbian Fight Continues with Tears….on A Shot At Love….Hilarious
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Amy Winehouse’s Nose Full Of Gold
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This is the Best Diver in France
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Some Drunk Blonde Chick Tries to Crush a Can on Her Head in Her Bikini
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Some Webcam Chick Shaking Her Ass on Webcam
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Eva Longoria Photoshoot for Parade Magazine
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Some Coco Cameltoe Action
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The Maxim Online Thanksgiving List Which Is Pretty Much Hot Wet Girls…..
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This Explains Where The Olsen Kidney Infection Came From Cuz She’s a Dirty Bird…
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Lohan and Her Lame as Fuck Dude Who Is Fucking Her Who Isn’t Me….
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Michelle Marsh’s Hot Slutty Music Video
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Fernanda Mello is some Chick in a Bikini
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Jessica Simpson is Emotionally Eating Because She’s Single
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Tara Reid Lookin Disgusting and Slippin Some Thong at the Airport
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Hilary Duff Pretends To Like Hockey Because She’s Slamming a Hockey Player and Has To Pretend To Show Interest in What He Does
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Some Chick Named Sasha Grey Posing Naked Gallery
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Some New Kim Kardashian Ass Pictures
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The Plastic Surgeon Who Coulda Killed Kanye’s Mom Appears on Larry King Only To Fucks Off
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Some Hot Lingerie Photoshoot Video With Mia Rosing
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Paris Hilton’s Tongue in China….
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Some Dumb Blonde Chick is Outsmarted By a Microphone
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Shakira’s Concert Causes Controversy Because She’s To Slutty
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Britney Spears Hiding Under Her Blanket
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Here’s a Pre-Release of Godmack That’s Not Coming Out Until December Leak
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Classic Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Polka Dot Viki is Some Slut Getting Naked…
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Nicole Richie’s New Gig is Promoting Dog Urinals or Some Shit…Because Even She Thinks She’s A Useless Celeb
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UCSB Students Punk the CIA…I Don’t Get this Video But Maybe You Will
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Daytime Drinking on the Street is Rock and Roll…Wearing UGGS While Daytime Drinking on the Street Is Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts
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Christina Applegate’s Lame X-Mas Fur-Get-Me-Not Ad
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Emma Greenwood’s Upskirt Pics That I Think are Intentional
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Some Girl in Her Underwear Doing Shadow Puppets
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Some Kid Sticks His Face in a Fire Ant Hole Because He’s an Idiot
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Ivey Ames Sucks Dick For You
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Use This Spray To Get Laid
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The Olly Girls Are Hot in Bikinis and Know Sports…..
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From Photobucket –
Oh Baby…
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From the Forum:
Some Suicide Girl in the Bath
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The Slut Poll
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The Playboy 2008 Girls Next Door Calendar
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart in Video
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Download Some Suicidal Tendencies
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Some 52 Year Old Getting Some Dick
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Download Some More of The Who
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Download Some Deborah Harry Album
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