AMY CHILDS is from the UK, she claims she’s 21 or 22….but I’d have to see proof, because she looks like she’s more of a 45 year old cougar from Flordia, rocking her second set of fake tits, because her first ones weren’t big enough for the UK, because the UK loves stupidly huge tits, probably because the working class chimney sweep family were too poor and malnourished from all the porridge and potatoes to breast feed the last 100 years. You know, giving them a big titty complex.

Either way, along with posing in this green Bikini, Amy Childs has achieved such greatness as being in Celebrity Big Brother and some other shit called The Only Way is Essex, not that it matters, what matters is that she’s another nobody milking her tits for personal gain, which works for me because I’d like to milk her tits for personal gain to.

Not to mention, she’s got PUGS, and as a certified Pug Whisperer, I think that means we’re destined to be.

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