I was googling some unrelated shit and came across this video of Devon Windsor doing a “bikini haul” video….
This is just to prove how usesless the whole “influencer” from instagram thing is, this shit is fucking flimsy because I am sure over 50 percent of the followers are robots, you can buy that shit for cheap to give the illusion that you matter and the other 50 percent is made up of 99 percent of the girls you see with followers are dudes jacking off, while the other 1 percent are women into the girls because they know dudes jack off to them, and no one is following this bitch because of her life tips or life hacks you know for people who want to live as a rich married model….
Influencers fucking suck….
So when I came across this video, which was posted a month ago to promote the models “bikini line” because like having an Only Fans, doing a bikini line is what they all do….and the video only had a solid 9,000 views…
A fucking Victoria’s Secret model with millions of “followers” doing a bikini haul, the most ridiculous clickbait on Youtube and only 9,000 views….out of her 65k followers on Youtube…2.1 million instagram followers….but 9,000 views…what a fucking loser…
NOT TO MENTION this 20 Minutes of a model trying on bikinis…and only 9000 people care…enough to watch it….when BIKINI HAUL videos normally get 1,000,000 views from random girls trying on bikinis, it is the go to “let’s go viral” attempt.
Devon Windsor is not just an average hot chick trying to get famous, she’s been a VS model since 2013…and only 9000 views…..she’s probably got millions of dollars, I assume her husband has millions of dollars and only 9000 views….HILARIOUS…
SUCKS TO FUCKING SUCK…
Luckily, I am here giving her that helping hand to go viral, even though it’s clickbait that failed and she should be punished for it…
Not that I am more influential than she is, or as well paid as she is, but I bet I can get more than 9000 views if I did a bikini haul….unfortunately I am not going to bother proving that…
Instead I’ll just put her up here and in a week, she’ll likely have double the views, becaus that’s just how powerful DrunkenStepfather is….more powerful that Devon Windsor…that’s for fucking sure….
Maybe her advertisers should start paying me, clearly she’s legit irrelevant…and her YOUTUBE clickbait fail is the proof…
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