I had grandiose plans of traveling to far off destinations this weekend, well not that far off, and not that grandiose but basically a journey an hour out of the city where all the full service strip clubs are.

We don’t call them brothels, you just fuck these bitches, who are often times pretty hot in the lap dance booth. Some even have the vacuum tubes you’d see in supermarkets in the 60s at each cash to send the money to the office, only they use it for condoms.

The plan was to see if the full service stripclubs went glory hole for COVID, you know to keep your 50 dollar blowjobs at a safe social distance….

Then I realized it isn’t the 90s and leaving the basement I call home to get a 50 dollar blowjob with a condom through a Plexiglas wall or really doing anything beyond sitting as the world around us collapses and everyone goes fucking nuts is a waste of time…doing things, socializing, is such an archaic concept when you have this internet thing you can fully immerse yourself into, if so inclined you can just jerk off to all the girls uploading their sex to the internet because that’s what the selfie has evolved into…or get wasted and stare at the wall..or watch all kinds of TV, more TV than ever…until you fully just fucking rot away into some angry, fat, pasty, fuck….because they want us to be a bunch of socially awkward scared of the world live in our mom’s basement even if our mom is dead – neckbeards…it’s all part of the apocalypse plan.

Luckily, girls still look good naked…even if they are photoshopping themselves.

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