I don’t know what this 80s Glam Penelope Cruz image is from or what it is about, but I did do a google search and she’s filming a Spanish movie with Antonio Banderas about “A wealthy businessman hires a famous filmmaker to help make a smash hit film.”

I assume that’s the elevator pitch that if you tried to sell you’d get no where, I mean I’ve pitched movies that were more developed than that that were ignored…

But when you say “so I have Penelope Cruz and Antonio Banderas attached to this idea, it’s a real good idea, maybe even the best deal, think of it…it’s about….wait for it…A movie about making a movie”….to which the financier said “So Penelope Cruz and Banderas are in? Where’s my check book”…because with celebrity power, you can say it’s a movie about a girl eating potato salad for 90 minutes and someoen will pay for it to get done….that is the point of celebrity, doesn’t need to be good, but it will still be watched.

Anyway, this outfit is great, even if Penelope Cruz is looking her age…that’s actually a good thing in this era of everyone plastic.

Plus she has forever been hot to me, even with her big nose or the fact that she’s given hope or confidence to other big nosed women, in a nose empowering, don’t nose shame movement before the whole social media activism made every ailment a place of empowerment…like last week, I saw a girl who was saying she was alway insecure about her neck…so crazy…but yeah, I’ve met girls with some big fucking noses who walked around proud about the big nose because Penelope Cruz kept her big nose and she’s Penelope Cruz…to which I would say “Penelope Cruz could have no nose and a 12 inch dick and still be Penelope Cruz, you’re just an ugly bitch with a big nose”….

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