My life is so uneventful that the highlight of my weekend was when I walking the dog and I saw people trying to walk up on me on the same sidewalk like some sort of villains or contagions trying to contaminate me with their virus….all while not wearing their masks, not that I wear masks, it’s that no one wears masks anymore thanks to COVID being over….

The highlight of my weekend is when any non-legging, activewear wearing bitch walks my way, since I give fitness pant wearing girls preferential treatment and I try to get as close to them as possible….you know so I can see their vaginas….

I go into my best “dying of tuburculosous or the plague in the 1800s” performance…I cough, I do my best asthma attack, and fake the sneeze….it’s my Oscar winning performance, since acting is a joke and requires no talent, I got this….and for whatever reason….no one takes my coughing fits seriously, no one thinks it is COVID, every single one of them keeps on walking up on me…because no one fucking cares…maybe it’s because big evil pharmaceuticals now have a vaccine they can sell for a profit to every living human on earth…BILLIONS will be made…but your granny won’t die of COVID, just of all the other things that they die of because that’s what happens when you’re old…

Here are some stepLINKS in the MORNING…

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