I guess when you get old and your tits get bigger along with the rest of you, it’s hard to feel sexy, especially when you haven’t been in a movie or TV show that anyone has cared about since the one show you luckily landed and that wasn’t expected to be a hit was cancelled. So the natural thing to do is draw attention to yourself by wearing a see-through shirt, but not going all the way because you know that your nipples aim to the ground ever since your baby sucked them dry.

I never cared much for Courtney Cox, but I do have a thing with older sluts over compensating because they are more comfortable in their sexuality than younger bitches and are trying to keep up. I’ve always been drawn to the middle aged chick in the corner of the bar rockin a cleavage shirt and hard nipples you only get from breast feeding and that usually leads to pretty amazing times, just as long as you bring the lube for their menopausal vaginas.

I don’t know where I am going with this, so I’ll just stop now.

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