I post way too many upskirt pictures on this site and it’s starting to make me feel like a pervert because I’ve barely ever seen upskirts in person and I was only the guy who hid under tables for a couple of months before getting caught. Sure, chronically masturbating in public places when my dick still worked was also kinda perverted and constantly talking, thinking and trying to have sex was also kinda perverted but I feel like it was a lot less creepy than writing commentary to some other dude’s picture he took while peaking up a girl’s skirt. It’s like getting off to a hidden cam video your friend took slamming his girlfriend that you found while visiting and not getting the chance to make your own hidden cam video because you don’t have a girlfriend or even a girl to have sex with and you can’t afford to pay one.

Either way, Tara Reid is my favorite party girl who doesn’t want to grow up and who is committed to the alcohol induced party life. This is some Peter Pan shit, if Peter Pan was some implanted drunk bitch who just finished throwing up all over my dick before passing the fuck out, but is still worth fucking since we’ve already gone this far and unresponsive sex is better than no sex, especially if we are already a big wet puke covered mess we wouldn’t want to have go to waste. If you know what I mean.

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