For those of you who don’t know, Frog Butt is more than just a pose that French Bulldogs do on instagram while their parents are basically trying stage parent them into becoming influencer dogs by dressing them up like assholes…in exchange for no money because dogs don’t need money…they just sit around there trying to please their asshole parents…which is probably a similar motivation these people have, you know get in frog butt because it’s a pose that makes the ass look more round, dressed for the occasion, in hopes it goes viral, so that they can win at life, only they’re probably not doing it for any real money, more for the sake of doing it…which works for me, I’ll stare at random ass all day.

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