We like having fun over in these parts because everyone takes their lives too fucking seriously and that’s idiotic in and of itself, we are insignificant and we all die, get over your uptight, oversensitive, whining cunt self….not to mention this is the fucking internet…the escape from your shitty life where you shouldn’t bring your baggage from your shitty life…but instead watch porn, play FLASH GAMES like Jake’s Booty Call or whatever we did in the early days of the internet…and send your friends some weird stileproject puke videos or some shit….instead we’re all crying about people being deleted off social media, or crying to get people deleted off social media…you fucking children fucks…
SO in loving to have some fun, here’s a little throwback to better times, but in modern times, as Paris and this rapper girl help relaunch Juicy Couture back into the trendy athletic gear and Paris better be part owner in this shit because she basically put Juicy on the map…and not because of her wetness in her sex tape…but in actually helping the brand become billionaires long before random ass idiots were becoming billionaires for pushing made in china shit direct to consumer on IG like it’s late night TV…
You know back when billionaires matters, meant something or were respected for their ingenuity, hard work, drive and success story…instead of “my sister had a sex tape and I lazily sat around as a team of people uploaded pics of me, until one day they said we should do a beauty company and I was like ok and now I am a billionaire…yay”….bullshit..
Bullshit you could argue Paris ALSO started but it would have happened anyway…blame the camera phone…
Either way, which JUICY ass is better, even though Juicy are not the kind of athleisure-wear I am into since it’s not skin tight leggings…but it’s still a BATTLE OF THE ASSES…enjoy….
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