Kelsea Ballerini is some 27 year old country singer from Knoxville, not Johnny….but actual Knoxville….her mother worked in marketing BIBLES which is hilarious…because the wholesome country girl with the morals and values of the church…something that America is losing, even as someone who isn’t religious and doesn’t believe in religious, I am smart enough to know that the general population needs the church and community to keep on the straight and narrow path to salvation….otherwise society, social media, the vapidness and perversion of the generation will eat a motherfucker up and turn them into some slutty selfie taking harlot looking for likes and follows that she can monetize….you know good wholesome Christian values of rook em in and sell them on your tits…
Clearly, religion or not, Kelsea and her bible marketing mom’s upbringing realizes what is important, much more important than being modest…and that is GET THE LIKES YOU CAN….STRIP DOWN TO THE SWIMSUIT….SHOW THEM WHAT OUR GOOD LORD GAVE YOU….because posting your ass on the gram isn’t seen as slutty, but rather art…even if it’s shameless….HOWEVER…we all know that we can turn this into porn by jerking off to it…so let’s make a pornstar out of this girl working it for relevance…the way GOD has told her works best…or at least what her IG insights have told her do best…SHOW MORE SKIN…and don’t shame her for not being a good CHRISTIAN…because I can’t think of a better way to use her Christianity….if not an ass pic, than what?!
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