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2008

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email from some mother who is doing some advice column with her daughter. It was a press release and it was boring, but it was coming directly from her and not a PR rep, this is what they wrote:

Mother, Daughter Team Up for Advice Column

Melissa and Katie Havard give two different perspectives in teen advice column.

so I decided to email her back….

Hey Melissa and Katie –

I’d love to know how I got on this email list and when you and your daughter intend on posing nude together for Playboy as I think you’re a real fox and when she turns 18, she may be one too. Let’s do lunch.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

And She Wrote:

Well gee. Jesus Martinez. How classy of you.

First, my days of posing for Playboy are long gone. But “thanks anyway�. After 40, gravity and childbirth took its toll. And I’ve been happily married to my handsome pilot husband for 25 years. So, I don’t do lunch. My daughter is already 18, but is uber feminist and doesn’t like magazines that exploit women.

And I had asked some of my friends for good contacts to help promote the site—as I believe it has some positive media value and evidently, your name mistakenly got on the list. Cruel joke on me. Sorry for intrusion.

and I wrote:

What – you’re daughter is a lesbian? That adds a whole new dynamic to those nude pics you guys are going to do…I am thinking sex tape or maybe even something more hardcore than Playboy….like Hustler. I remember when they had those triplets in the 90s and they got HUGE!! Good luck with that and let me know when it drops. I will definitely support that!

And then I did my links:

Heidi Montag Makes a Shitty Attempt at Singing Again
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Here’s the Maxim Beach Watch with Celebrities in Bikinis
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Some Slut Named Jenny Milstead in a Blue Bathing Suit Video
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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Update
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Make Some Steel Wool Fireworks, Because You Need Some Excitement in Your Life
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Here’s an Upskirt from one of the Whores from Big Brother 8
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Contrary to Your Own Belief, Sex is a Two Person Activity!!
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Science! Energy! Electrolites! Power!
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2 Girls – 1 Angry German Kid
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Check Out the Crutches on this Bitch – I think I Just Ruined the Joke
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Some Bitchslap in Super Slow Motion
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And all This Time, I Thought MY Mug Shots Were Bad
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Girls Will Show Their Tits to You, And It’s Even Easier Than You Think
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Alessandra Ambrosio = Boners
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Sex is Everything You Think If Will Be and More
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Porn, What Is It Good For? Absolutly Everything
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Woody Harrelson Is Losing His fucking Mind
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Can Someone Please Just Kill Spencer Pratt?
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Okay, What the Fuck Is Wrong with Lohan’s Face?
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Pam Anderson is Officially Back on the SEnior Citizens Dating Market
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Get Laid, And See What All You Friends Are Talking About
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Turn You Camera into a Taser!
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When Ninjas Attack
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Kate Moss is a Slutty Biker Chick
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Top 10 Sexiest Dance Moves
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Check Out These Mushroom Cans for Canned Mushrooms….
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Kim Cattrall Cameltoe
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This is the Sickest News Report I Have Ever Heard – Seriously – This Fucker Needs TO Be Killed
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Her Name is Cassie and She Does GQ
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Some Puerto Rican Ass Dancing Video
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Top 10 Celebrity Camel Toes
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Her Name is Bree Conden and This is the Monday Morning Pick Me Up only on Tuesday
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Princess Madeleine of Sweden’s Got Some Hot Fuckin Cleavage
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WWE DIVA Mickie James in Some Nude Pics From Before She was “FAMOUS”
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Demi Moore Uses Leeches to Keep Her Lookin’ Like a Fine Cougar
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Pretend to Break Your Neck, Then Ride Around in a Wheel Chair So People Feel Sorry For You
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The Scissor Sex Workout
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And Now, Some Hookers Fighting On The Street Corner!!!
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Next Time a Girl Pisses You Off, Do Like This Guy Did and Punch Her In the Pussy
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A Little Vida Guerra Never Does Anyone Wrong
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Professor Needs To Take a Chill Pill
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Kim Kardashian is Most Probably Knocked Up
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A Funny story About Some Bitches Who Robbed a Bank
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An Old stepTV That Made Me Think of Your Dad
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My Black Friend
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Say Hello To the Lovely Lucy
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Watch All The South Park You Want Online, Uncensored, You Donkey Raping Shit Eater
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Now THAT’s How You Stay Competitive in the Gasoline Business
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Just When I Thought Paris Hilton Couldn’t Get Any Dumber, I Am Proved Wrong
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Krystal Forscutt Is All Oiled Up
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Felicia Taylor in the Buff
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I Don’t Know Who Daria Werbowy is, But She is Naked on the Beach
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some NASTY Goth Lookin’ Chick and Her Vagina
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Black, Naked, Camera Phone and Mirror is All She Needs
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Asian Porn Pictures
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Some Big Black Ass
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl’s Vagina
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FROM THE FORUM

Post a Pic of Yourself, Especially If You Are Female and Nude
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Some Reasons to Actually Watch the News
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Why Hello There Alyssa
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A Little Bit of Everything
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A Little Riley Mason to Pass the Day
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More Amateur Fun
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Congratulations!!
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Britains Best Boobs, According to This Guy Anyways
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Some Chick Shakin Her Ass on the Web Cam
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