I don’t know why, but in the 90s you had to pick a team, it was between Cindy Crawford the All American model turned spokesmodel that everyone was convinced was the hottest bitch out there, or Claudia Schiffer…the German…

I chose Schiffer…like I was David Copperfield…but my only illusion is making my penis disappear and not like a bro saying “wanna see my magic trick” to the babe in the bar….at least in a gilded age of being a man when you could make jokes like that…where as now they just talk about their genders and racism….but yeah…my magic trick is making my penis disappear, not in a pussy, but just standing there with my pants down…INVISIBLE man…that may not even be a man..

Anyway, if I was to relive the 90s, which I may be doing right now, I would have probably stuck with Schiffer because German girls are bright, pragmatic, properly engineered and like to get shit on, while American girls…are just Coca Cola or Pepsi depending on who pays more…it’s a capitalistic society…either way a sugar water drinking for money vapid retard who uses her tits and who make babies they sell to the industry that they love so much because it solidified their existence….and wealth…

That’s not to say Crawford didn’t have good tits, or wasn’t a good model, it’s just to say American women are shitty…and you probably know that…since your mom is likely American…TRUER WORDS NEVER SAID…

Well, the 90s Supermodel who has sold her kid to the industry partnered up to model again at 60 years old because of course she did…and this is the erotica they produced together…whether it’s too little too late or not is debatable, but this model just can’t get enough modelling…

I am probably not allowed to post these, but they are all over social media….( HER INSTAGRAM and VOGUE BRASIL INSTAGRAM ) because she looks good in her old age…which is important since her looks are why she exists….

As a side note, I did see Cindy Crawford outside a hotel many years ago. She was pushing some furniture and I happened to be walking outside the hotel she was staring at. A small group had formed and I moved into see what the situation was. I figured someone had died or a homeless girl was masturbating or something fun…but it was just Crawford getting out of her town car and I had no idea it was her…but our eyes connected for a split second and she definitely stole my soul…there are people out there who just suck a motherfucker in…they call it the “It factor” or the “x factor” or the “star power”….even if you try to resist you get sucked in and it happened….but I’m still rooting for 90s Schiffer….soul being captured by Crawford or not.

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