Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

2021

May

I’ve consistently compared Lea Michele to the character in Sleep Away Camp who reveals at the end of the movie to be some coddled boy who was raised a girl from his psycho aunt after his family died….it was one of the greatest horror movies of my younger years and it blew my fucking mind…and made me question whether any girl I met had a dick…cuz motherfuckers, I was duped…

Anyway, I’ve probably done countless annoying badly written unfunny posts about how ugly Lea Michele is…I like to KICK EM WHEN THEY ARE UP….and KICK EM WHILE THEY ARE DONE…but when dealing with celebs…they are typically always up…even when they are down.

So my storyline for her was that she was a dude, with a voice of an angel, who the parents decided to turn into a girl for career longevity…you know, girls live on forever despite their whining about how their the underdogs, when they should just ask Haley Joel Osment how his adult career worked out for him…Oscar nominated, America’s favorite young actor, the Dakota Fanning but the boy version…and that bitch is still killing it…while he’s likely trying to kill himself for having that taste of fame STOLEN from him…

So, it makes sense on paper, her hard face even with the injections to look hotter as the Kardashians have normalized everyone to do…so that things like cutting off your dick is seen as no big deal…do it for the gram….

Her post pregnancy bikini selfie’s not doing many favors for her gender case, not that gender exists anymore, but you get what I am saying, it’s good to know when jerking off to a bitch if a dick one lived where the cunthole is believed to be….and no, pregnancy isn’t enough proof…you can fake that….