Gabrielle Union is in her Wet T-Shirt with her hard nips out….because at 48 years old, you might as well show off your hard nips for the internet the way the overlords who created the internet would have wanted…thanks to a simple philosophy that is also a consistent philosophy….of tits get hits motherfuckers…jut not on this site, on this site, tits get ignored…

You gotta wonder what inspired Gabrielle Union to do her SI SWIM ROOKIE photoshoot with a wet t-shirt, was she feeling her tits were at their hottest and needed to be seen? I don’t know…was it to document them before she turned 50…a visual archive of her tits…I don’t know…will the one die hard Gabby Union fan who thinks she’s the hottest celeb to ever exist be excited by this and jerk off to this….I don’t know…but it happened and this is that…and really it looks pretty good for 48, clearly the superior race…if this was a white girl not only would she be racist and privileged even if she was a crackwhore from down the street…her whiteness gives her that gift of giving 5 dollar toothless blowjobs, while Gabrielle Union’s out here in her infinity pool in a gated community…while the toothless white 48 year old crackhead only gets wet when her box she lives in gets rained on…but what I am saying is….if it was a 48 year old white woman, she’d look nothing like this..

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