Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

2021

Jun

SEXY FELON…

She’s the kind of cellmate you’d probably want to get stuck in a cell with, even if she was the one doing the fucking, and you were the cell bitch riding bitch seat that you were destined to be…because she’s still hot all these years after retiring from being a model to have a bunch of kids…

The truth is that she didn’t actually go to jail, her mom too the fall for her tax evasion, because she felt that she was not living anywhere, so why pay taxes, only to use her family to launder said money into the system, getting her mom doing the time for her…she was probably paid fairly for it…

Now I don’t believe that Refaeli had sex with Leo Dicaprio when they were dating since he’s a homosexual, but it was a big stamp of approval at the time that got her paid, and allowed her to be marketable to other rich guys who were into Leo’s sloppy seconds, which is probably better than the sloppy seconds you get, you know cuz that homeless guy coming out of that massage parlor room you’re about to walk into, is not quite as fancy or trying to save the environment with flying private and owning massive carbon footprint homes around the world….

What I am tyring to say is that Bar Refaeli, despite her ugly pop art she probably paid too much, is looking very tight bodied in her bikini, and that’s important for all the old bitches out there who don’t look this good, what’s your fucking excuse…lazy.