I am a firm believer that instagram is a pile of fucking dog shit, but it allows us to really understand the inner-workings of women, even women you’d consider “above” producing clickbait content for attention, you know, like celebrities, models, and in Kate Hudson’s case…Goldie’ Hawn’s bratty spoiled daughter….

Seeing women reduce themselves to their homegrown SI SWIMSUIT pictures, posing all dramatically, whether we know they are sluts, like we do about Kate Hudson, after a solid 23 years of her being in the public eye, and being consistent in her slutty….you know rich kid things….

But seeing women posting clickbait shit you’d expect low level sluts with no other marketable talent, all as a mechanism to get likes, follows, and some attention…even when they have likes and follows…because being rich as shit, running a successful as shit fitness brand, and having an IMDB longer than your dick, which isn’t saying much, but it’s much longer than your dick….is pretty fucking pathetic…

It’s like she needs that validation like an insecure little fuck or she thinks she’s showing off all glistening in the sun like a grape turning into a raisin….only BOTOX will save her…

She’s got tits, cuz they are implants, she’s cropped out her cunt, cuz it’s probably giving us all the finger or something…maybe it’s just STICKING it’s tongue out at us….oh wait…cunts don’t have TONGUES…that’s just her mom labia that’s been around the block a few times…you know used as the front door matt through a few winters….that kind of cunt….

At least she’s got alcohol to ease her feelings of inadequacies that push her to post tits for hits….like a commoner…or a peasant…..despite being none of those things…

I prefer when the celebs weren’t the low hanging fruit IG girls….it gave celebrity more allure….but it’s as trash as I’ve always known it is…

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