Some things that are postured as being empowering tend to annoy me….

There was a time when people did shit for the sake of doing shit and they didn’t need to intellectualize it in the lowest intellectual way…..

So things like fat chicks trying to normalize being fat chicks…or worse…slutty fat chicks trying to normalize being slutty fat chicks because fat chicks are people too, even if they weight as much as two people….instead of just being fat sluts….annoys me…

I don’t need to speech, the manifesto, the thesis paper on why a bitch is getting naked on the internet, just get naked….everyone’s far too serious…

HOWEVER, I am all for the itty bitty titty committee, which is a group of small titty girls, showing their tits, in a FREE THE NIPPLE, but instead of it being to breast feed in public, which I doubt has ever really been banned, but they pretended it did, because everyone needs that hill to die on…and pulling out their mom tits was that hill…it’s to celebrate tiny tits…

Tiny tits are hot, I don’t think they are the minority, but I do know that the breast implant industry is evidence that the tiny natural tit is under attack by the very people who own the tiny tits, because they hate the tiny tits, and feel life will be better with bigger tits, even though the tiny tits are hot.

Not to mention, their new tits will never make their lives better, maybe temporarily or on a superficial level, but I don’t buy it….the KEY to a better life is embracing the tiny tits, loving the tiny tits, and taking pics of the tiny tits for perverts like me to smash my flacid impotent cock that could be a clit against my QWERTY keyboard as my version of a standing ovation…or my version of a fireworks show…you know…just not a very good one, the kid that would likely make the tiny tit girl second guess putting her tiny tit out there….

POINT IS…I love tiny tits.

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