So I took my younger stepdaughter to stand outside the outdoor Death Cab for Cutie contest because I couldn’t afford the tickets because no one takes this site seriously and the security guys kicked us out for loitering, she was pretty disappointed but not as disappointed as I was when I had a circus moment and a 300 pound woman who wasn’t my wife rode by on a bicycle, while a fake titty slut’s breast fell out of her shirt and an old Russian woman with a pet bird on her shoulder bent down to pick up some random dog’s dog shit and showed the world her old lady Russian thong all in the span of 30 seconds and I didn’t have a camera to capture the excitement that is life.
I did have the time to capture the excitement that is the internet and here are my links:
I’d Fuck Dakota Johnson
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Gina Carano is a Slut In Training
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Lohan Has Sex With Some Bobby Brown Kid in the Bathroom
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Kate Beckinsale Just Can’t Cook but Can Fuck
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Rupert Everett Hates Americans
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Victoria Silvstedt See Through Panties
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Victoria Silvstedt in Some Photoshoot Video
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What If We Did Everything We Do on Facebook In Real Life
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Melissa Jimenez is a Latino rough rider.
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Top 10 Topless Scenes in Sandler Movies
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Emilia Attias In Some Hot Photoshoot
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More Myspace Losers
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Girlfriend Flips the Fuck Out
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The Last Beer
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Big Booby Rub Down
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Drunk Angry Girl Does a Big FALL!
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Tigress Gets Naked
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Ginger Jolie is Most Def a Porn Name and Her are Her Pictures….
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Kate Beckinsale Is Going to Save What’s Left of Her Vagina and Not Have Anymore Kids
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30 Seconds of This Hot Chick is More Than You Will Get All Day
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Marie-Kate Olsen Takes a Dive Outside Some Nightclub
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Jailbait Moment – Selena Gomez Won’t Have Sex Before Marriage
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Busty Alice
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Only Lose Your Virginity Once, and It Should be Special
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Krista Allen Gallery
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Your Friday Fix of Web Cam Sluts
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Rachel Bilson is the Hottest Not Working Actress Around
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Hilary Duff’s Ass in American Apparel Spandex
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Abigail Clancy Is Rockin’ a Bikini From Many Good Angles
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Father of the Year Stars in The SICKEST Fucking Story I Have Every Fucking Seen
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The Happening Gets Abused Again
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Sharon Stone Still Apologizing for Being an Inconsiderate Bitch
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Amateurs of the Day
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Paula Abdul is the Luckiet Person on the Planet
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Mariah Spice Gets Totally Naked
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I Love Noodles and by Noodles I Mean Yellow Bitches
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Use This To Get Sex, Homo
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Hit and Run Victim Gets No Help
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Sandy Sweet in Lingerie
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Carli Banks Bikini Shoot
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Hayden Panty-Airs Blocks Her Upskirt Because She is a Prude
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Hills Spinoff Expected to Be Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Now THAT’S a Swift Kick in the Balls
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Upsidedown Water Slide That I am Probably Too Fat to Ride, But Still Looks Amazing
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Flexi Girls Are Fun
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The Best Stunt Scene Ever Filmed, And By Best, I Mean Worst
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And Now, I Lead You to Victory!
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Girl Gets Off Alone in the Dark
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Open a Beer Bottle…With a Beer Bottle
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Kid Slaps Mom in the Face on Doctor Phil
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Lohan and Ronson Shop Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Beth Ditto in a Garbage Bag Edition
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Some Funny Shit You Can Buy at Harriet Carter
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Some Hot Laticia Cline Gallery
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Maxi Mounds Has Some Really Massive Tits to GO With Her Really Busted Face
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Carmen Electra at a Drag Race
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The Naked Cast of Real World
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Super Slow Mo!
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Karina Smirnoff @ The Bravo A-List Awards
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Some Hot Joanna Krupa Gallery
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Hot Young Girls Flashing and Kissing
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Bonus – Party Girls Do a Little Wet T-Shirt-ing
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PORN REVIEWS:
Let’s Play Doctor
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