This is the lazy sexual look a monster black widow of a woman gives a weak motherfucker like Johnny Depp while seducing him into signing his fucking life away to her because he’s blinded by the pussy.

You’d think someone at his level of wealth and celebrity would have seen through a D Lister working him so hard…but I guess when you’re the kind of person who becomes an actor in a serious way and not as a joke…because acting is fucking queer….you probably love all the praise people give you because you KNOW they are right…

So I don’t really believe Amber Heard was all that good of a seductress, but I guess with the right rich idiot, she was….idiot.

She may or may not be hot, I can’t tell because as far as I’m concerned she’s a fucking demon…This is the lazy sexual look a monster black widow of a woman gives a weak motherfucker like Johnny Depp while seducing him into signing his fucking life away to her because he’s blinded by the pussy.

You’d think someone at his level of wealth and celebrity would have seen through a D Lister working him so hard…but I guess when you’re the kind of person who becomes an actor in a serious way and not as a joke…because acting is fucking queer….you probably love all the praise people give you because you KNOW they are right…

So I don’t really believe Amber Heard was all that good of a seductress, but I guess with the right rich idiot, she was….idiot.

She may or may not be hot, I can’t tell because as far as I’m concerned she’s a fucking demon…

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