I don’t know about you, but one of my childhood dreams was milking women to sell their breast milk to body builders for the HGH, so I guess I’ve always had a thing for fitness…despite being a fat fuck.

You know, one of those spectators who has gone to the gym, even volunteered at the gym, but it was really only to see the women working out in their slutty outfits, because since the 70s, workout gear’s been hot.

I’ve been kicked out of at least one gym for accidentally mistaking the women’s lockerroom for the men’s lockerroom after being told by a female friend from the gym that they actually got naked in there, information too overwhelming for me to not react to in a “they’ll never know I walked in here on purpose, no one is that bold”….but after the third time being caught doing it…I was removed from the facility, but I will still hold those good times, those memories of old ladies prepping for swim class close to my heart. I am sure at least one of them liked the attention.

So you may not want to be fit, or healthy, or in shape….whether it adds quality or length to your life or not….but that doesn’t mean you can’t be in and around fitness, so that you can stare at hot fit chicks, knowing they are better than the fatties.

These are some girls who feel fit, look fit, are fit, showing off….and I like to post this weekly as a reminder to get out there and creep on girls doing fitness, they’ll probably like it because of their higher testosterone and happiness someone’s noticing their hard work….but don’t take my word for it, everyone’s pretty uptight now and it may get you arrested.

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