Christina Milian is rocking some gel curled hair doing what we’ll assume is her best Kenny G impression, or maybe 80s Jheri Curl, because the late 80s are back, and Milian, who was probably around 20 years old in the late 80s, knows all about a tight curl.

I guess, that is leaving the door open for me to be called a racist, since Milian is black and black ladies are so sensitive about their hair.

I remember when Halsey, who is also black, despite being white as shit, stayed at a hotel and made a huge scene about how they don’t have black hair product.

Then there’s Jada Pinket and her baldness that they say is an auto-immune disease, not Money Pox, but probably caused from gay sex, either direct or indirect through big Willy…..

Basically, black ladies are emotional about their hair…but that’s not what this Milian post is about, she’s hardly black enough to take seriously, as far as I’m concerned she’s Sicilian and if she cries about her black hair being called a Jheri Curl throwback to her glory days since she’s old.

This is more a reminder that despite being old, despite being rich, despite having fat child support checks sent her way for the first kid, despite having social media success with brand partners, and her own hustle….she’s still wanting you to se 90 percent of her tits, just not the nipple, since that would be shameless.

It’s like the Disney Team who created her really made her believe people will only notice here for her tits. Good job, because that is very much accurate.

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