Since I am a Canadian and I don’t celebrate Memorial Day, since our Army didn’t fight for our freedoms, at last not in recent memory over this covid shit, where unvaccinated people still can’t get on a plane, train, leave the country….which is fucking wild, and puts us up in the charts with the two other countries in the world who also have the same restrictions on the unvaccinated people….CHINA and NORTH KOREA….hilarious….but not….

I spend my memorial day remembering the glory days of the internet, some where’s Lindsay Lohan at? Where’s the next troll at? What’s Courtney Stodden the tabloid teen wife that the world embraced instead of calling the police on her captor….you know before she started doing low level sex taps like the goddess she is, with the clown tits that she’d really have to use for nudes because they’re so “gone big so go home an take some smutty pics for us”.

Well, the gift from the internet nude gods have gifted us with some Stodden, who I think is wonderful, rocking a good old fashion asshole behind thong nude, and if you read the site, you know how I feel about Asshole Behind thongs, if you don’t, start digging through the archives freak.

The point of the story is….She’s great.

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