I have a daughter of celebrities navigating the scary world of living in their parents shadows but doing a decent job of it because they are rich and because their parents are celebrities, not serious people.

The daughter of the celebrity is the ideal kind of stunted rich bitch you’d want to have romance with because unlike daughters of real estate tycoons, or serious business people, they are raised by people who never grow up, don’t work very hard, but like having a good time while living on their elitist perch above the rest.

That’s not to say other rich kids aren’t as fucked up, aren’t as fun, don’t have weirdo parents that throw money at them because they can, it’s just to say I don’t care about those other rich kids, while celebrity rich kids and their shadow dwelling, made of their superior genetics is a way more fun social experiment because their parents are public figures.

So. Stella Banderas, the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas, born in Spain in 1996, obviously 50% Spanish and at least 25% Tippi Hedren, the lion tamer, model and BIRDS actress who was sexually assaulted by our boy Alfred Hitchcock…multiple times….

Thanks to her mom Melanie being the rich kid, daughter of a celebrity before becoming a celebrity’s whoring, she’s also got a half sister named Dakota who you may remember as the wet napkin cast to play the 50 Shades of Grey girl…that gay ass Coldplay singer has adopted….

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