You know, I thought Iggy Azalea was a pile of dog shit when she marketed herself as this actual celebrity rapper chick, basically appropriating some sort of culture that was not her native Australian Outback Steakhouse Kangaroo Fucking Koala Eating general good time…

I couldn’t believe the mainstream bought into it and didn’t cancel her for it way back then, and her ego just got so big, she was easy to fucking hate….fake ass and all.

But for whatever reason, her producing and selling nudes like a common hooker, like a low level slut with a dream, like an indoctrinated “Sex Work is Real Work” cashing in on the subscription model that exploits SIMP dudes everywhere….makes me like her.

I get that it’s a cash grab, but it seems like it’s more an “Everyone’s got a Price” and she’s going for it to get that money in and that’s hilarious.

I get that it’s an attention thing, a LOOK at me, a way to feel hot and sexy for the exhibitionist she clearly is….but it’s still so low level, desperate and trash and that’s hilarious.

I guess I like the underdog story, where this dog is near rock bottom and cashing in before she officially hits rock bottom.

I’m a fan…not a subscriber…but a fan of the whoring, it takes the guesswork out of whether she was an actual whore or not! The great equalizer!

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