Camilla Belle is probably known for some shit other than being dumped by a Jonas Brother for Taylor Swift, which is almost as embarrassing as dating a Jonas brother, but I guess she is 36, so at the time the Jonas Brothers were a big deal, was their age and had their poster on the wall. Sort of like a Hailey Bieber “play it cool, I am his groupie but will pretend I am christian and only fuck if he marries me” concept…that didn’t end in marriage…..

I just don’t know what Camilla Belle is really known for other than that, she’s been acting since 1995, I have sen none of the movies she’s been in, not even Dirty Dancing 3 Capoeria Nights, which is shocking since Dirty Dancing is one of those movies I watch on a way too regular basis, just not the shit spin-offs….Patrick Swayze was so dreamy.

Anyway, an LA rich kid, her dad is cooler than her, his name is Jack Routh, not Jack Belle, and he had a songwriting contract with all time TOP G, Johnny Cash….he still composes songs for Willy Nelson….so yeah, he’s way fucking cooler than his bratty daughter, but she’s in a bikini, so as a tribute to the dad’s work, and I guess what his sperm created, you should jerk off to her. All dad’s love when you jerk off to their daughters, especially Johnny Cash’s songwriter dads.

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