I am not a titty obsessed pervert, I am a more well rounded pervert, who like the rest of the world, appreciates titty….we are wired that way as babies for survival, so next time a bitch says “My eyes are up here” you be sure to put her in her fucking place and let her know how you feel about her ANTI HUMAN statement, totally disrespecting the way you are ACTUALLY wired which is even more annoying, because you know in this inclusivity era, they accept other people and their crazy ideas, from gender dysmorphia to sexuality as fact…but they don’t like perverts looking at their tits so they try to discount actual physiological FACT.
The point of the story is girls with tits know their tits are awesome, good for business, and even when they tell you “my eyes are up here”, they’re just being cheeky, or they are genuinely creeped out by you since you’re not their target market who can offer them that good life they want because you smell like old dusty stale semen and feces.
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