I’ve never heard of Keir Alexa Wohlman, but I think it’s safe to say we are in love. People who think you need to get to know a bitch, or even know a bitch, clearly haven’t been lonely or pathetic enough to know that falling in love with a picture of a fantasy because it brings you hope is a real thing…

It’s like the volleyball Tom Hanks falls in love with in Castaway, it’s like motherfucker has no option but to have sex with him, there’s nothing else around…

So when I say Keir Alexa Wohlman is a magical angel sent from titty model heaven, to my computer screen for me to stare at and adore..I fucking mean it…

This is for the homies at TREATS who saw that Playboy used cheap stripper hookers, and knew hot models got naked too, and went that route, bringing me fucking joy in my miserable, fat wife life…

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