I read this article on Christina Aguilera drinking 35,000 dollar snifters of cognac with Martha Stewart and I am a little concerned because maybe this bitch has lost her fucking mind not because she is giving all of us who can’t afford our mortgages on a 35,000 dollar house because we just lost our job a big fuck you, but because she’s hanging with Martha Stewart.
Then I came across this article about how the economy is fuckin’ her like Martha Stewart wants to…..
Back in the summer of 2007, pop star mommy Christina Aguilera and her music executive huzband Jordan Bratman forked over $11,500,000 for the Beverly Hills mansion of addled rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and his extremely ambitious wifey Sharon.
That left Missus Dirrty with an extra house in the Hollywood Hills where she had been living since April of 2003 when she paid around five million big ones to buy a 5,411 square foot Steve Hermann designed residence on Devlin Drive.
In April of 2008, not long after Mister and Missus Dirrty moved into the old Osbourne mansion on Doheny Road, she listed the 4 bedroom and 7 bathroom Bird Street nest for $7,995,000. We’ve heard through the gossip grapevine that several celebs and their mostly superflouus entourages have toodled up the hill for a walk around. However, no big name or deep pocketed person has bit the big bullet
So, like so many other high end sellers with lavish properties languishing on the market, Miss Dirrty and her property purveyor rather wisely hauled out the price chopping machete and hacked the asking price by a gigantic one million clams bringing the asking price all the way down to $6,995,000. Our bejeweled abacus tells us is more than 12% lower than the original asking price. Wow.
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If you didn’t read the article, it says that she lives in a 11.5 million dollars house and owns a 8 million dollar house that is on the market and in hopes of selling it, has adjusted the price to the state of the market by making it more affordable for people, but cutting the price down to 7 million dollars, so all the haters can fuck off, because Aguilera is feeling the burn from the economy too, she’s just a victim of a predator like Martha Stewart, who is running some serious game on Aguilera, knowing that she married a man only a lesbian would marry, in hopes of reliving some of her prison rape experiences with young, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican or whatever spic she is, pussy, just like the Juanita she was married to in prison…..
Here are some more pics of her tits…..
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