I always fancied myself more of a Christina Aguilera fan than a Britney fan, which isn’t really being a fan since I hated all their music, especially the aggressive howling that Aguilera did, but strictly in a “who looked like a better fuck with the better fake tits”….

Aguilera, the tiny fake blonde chick with the bolt ons was just a level of trashy and sleazy that spoke to me, while Britney’s whole aesthetic was pretty fucking bulky….that was until Aguilera herself got bulky and spent the last 15 years looking like a fucking pig….a big fat ate her feeling pig…

It’s safe to say that she either ran out of money or realized how easy it is to make money as an Aguilera, so she’s got herself on what I assume is Ozempic, or some other weightloss miracle that slimmed her body down but kept her fake tits.

She’s now got a Vegas residency where she’s getting paid, she’s likely got a new album and these are some Behind the Scenes of the new video she’s dropping, ina CHECK OUT THEM TITS….

At 42, she’s finally got back to where she was at around 25 when I wanted to fuck her, not run from her because I feared her sitting next to me on the bus, which wouldn’t happen because she’s rich and doesn’t take the bus, but you know what I mean, fat girls are vile and not hot, so a skinnier Aguilera is a better Aguilera even though she’s old now…but clearly old is better less fat.

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