Heather Graham is hiding her body, that could be nude, in the pool on some luxury retreat, since she’s modest or old or OLD and modest. She’s got a boyfriend, he’s named John de Neufville, so maybe she’s keeping things classy!

John de Neufville is the founder and CEO of a company called Eutectix based out of Troy Michigan.

They apparently manufactures metal allows for aerospace, hydrogen storage, and other things that are used in batteries, electronics, magnets, superalloys and 3D Printing.

I think her John de Neufville may be John de Neufville the second, riding the trust fund into the panties of celebs like Heather Graham.

Heather Graham is old as shit by now, but I did almost watch BOOGIE NIGHTS last night to see her at her prime, knowing I had this post to write and figured I should invest into doing some research for my very important blog post. In the end, I decided to not bother with that bullshit since no one reads what I write, and really if we have access to Boogie Nights, Roller Girl, her merkin lookin’ tight, her tits looking better, we don’t really need a 30 year older version in the pool.

She was hot, she’s old now, I’m happy to look at her smutty content for social media on her worldly travels because I’m a nice guy, but the beauty of the internet is that we don’t need new nudes to get off to old pussy, we can use the old nudes of it when it was fresher pussy. I mean that also applies to dead people, jerkin off to Anna Nicole Smith today would require some serious effort, when you can just pull up the archive bro.

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