Mischa Barton still exists, I remember when I used to do the Mischa Barton back when I was funny and she never managed to die on us, but it made for great “I See Dead People” fodder since her first big movie was Six Sense as one of the dead people Bruce Willis saw before his dementia took over and turned him into a near dead person….

In still existing and not being dead, Mischa Barton’s managed to make her way to Miami where she put on a bikini top, but since she’s in her 40s and no longer the babe from The OC, which for the record is one of the best shows to have ever been on TV, I’m more interested in zooming in on the girl in the background of the photo, she’s far more interesting…and probably has no idea that Mischa Barton just posted her to the internet like some kind of creeper taking upskirt pics at the mall.

I still think Mischa Barton’s lost her fucking mind because she’s saying that South Beach is “True Paradise”….I mean, sure South Beach is fine if you’re a rich and pretentious fuck, but even the people who live and die for South Beach don’t think it’s paradise….Mischa Barton must be back on the drugs or her anti-psychotics are making her overly positive and creepy…

Bigger tits than I remember though which MEANS something.

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