Xandra is an instagram DJ with big tits, which always makes me wonder whether she was a girl with big tits who decided to be a DJ to have a marketing hook that takes her around the world as the life of the party, or if she actually was a DJ first and happened to grow out the big tits as a total coincidence.

What I am saying is that I’m old and DJing wasn’t really as lucrative as a thing back in the pre-internet era, so the people who did it, even the hot chicks were just into DJing….they used records and learned how to beatmatch it was all so fucking Analog.

There were HOT chicks who DJed, but it wasn’t nearly as mainstream, commercialized, or supported by social media but more importantly, you couldn’t play a pre-recorded mix and pretend like you were DJing, there was some level of integrity to the profession.

Now, it’s just a lot of nonsense, everything is a social media show to get noticed and followers and those followers who notice you get leveraged into getting you booked on jobs….whatever those jobs are depend on your skill set…and DJing is apparently an easy one to pull off…because brands need music and their brand parties now that everything is a corporate dominated, manufactured, Disneyland level of authentic pile of shit…

At least people still leave the house and go to parties, because I don’t really know if I would if I was of that generation, the couch is too fucking comfotable…

Anyway, she got booked as SI Swim Rookie model thanks to smart networking and becasue SI needs DJs and to remain as relevant as they can since their editor is like 75 years old….which only speaks to the younger generation like she’s their den mother making their model dreams come true…it’s a MAFIA…big Swim Media and here’s a glimpse of their ROOKIE…

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