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Archive for the Angela Simmons Category

2011

28

Feb

Angela Simmons in her Bikini od the Day

Here’s Angela Simmons, who you may know as Rev. Run’s daughter, who is out proving just how spiritual and of god her family is, by wearing the skimpiest bikini her black ass could squeeze into….you know cuz Rev. Run is full of fucking shit, and probably fucked on his wife, fucked with drugs, fucked groupies, fucked over partners, fucked over many fucking things while fucking them, cuz that’s what being half of Run DMC is all about…depsite his preachy bullshit he spews on the internet…bullshit proven by his attention whoring daughter….who I know if I was a Rev, I’d make sure the bitch didn’t fuck up my hustle by doing shit like this, cuit would take away the little credibility I had….

All this to say, I wish I had her uncle’s adult lisp to use on this young bitch….you know slipping the bikini bottoms to the side…and digging in…cuz I like her and wanna taste her.

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2010

15

Nov

Angela Simmons Still on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Yes. I am the unofficial Angela Simmons in a Bikini fan site. It’s like I’m posting this shit daily. I think I like her for a few reasons…That she’s black and raised in a white suburb cuz it leads to an identity crisis that usually performs nicely on my dick. I can tell she’s a bigger JAP than the Jewish moms who flew into Miami on their private jets for the weekend to escape the NYC November cold…that her dad’s RUN from RUN/DMC and although I didn’t give a fuck about them at the time…it’s funny to grab my dick lookin’ at pics of his baby like she’s some kind of little dirty whore I found on the street corner…just cuz I like to keep it hood for him…even if he’s totally lost his identity….but most importantly, I am her unofficial Bikini fan site because her tits look pretty teenaged….even if the rest of her doesn’t…They are good enough to focus in on and ignore her thickness…and for that reason and my black girl fetish alone…I am posting another post on her.

Posted in:Angela Simmons

2010

12

Nov

Angela Simmons Still On The Beach in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Nothing says hot like a woman in a bathing suit too small for her…you know the kind that makes her look like her circulation has been cut off to her pussy, as her love handle hangs the fuck over the shit like it’s been spending the last few months eating exclusively at Popeye’s chicken like it was Beyonce.

This Angela Simmons bitch is everywhere. She lives a real good life on the beach and I wonder if it is money from her allowance Daddy gives her cuz he’s rich or if it’s hush money Uncle Russell gives her for touching her inappropriately.

Never trust a man with an Adult Lisp.

But do stare at a girl who probably acts whiter than the KKK thanks to suburbs and private schools…and I now you white dudes scared of black pussy but fascinated by black pussy like that…..

Posted in:Angela Simmons

2010

11

Nov

Angela Simmons is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I know that Angela Simmons may not be as authentic of a black girl as Precious, you know with that whole being raised fucking rich in a white suburb, when not chillin’ at your mansion on Miami thanks to daddy’s hip hop career and uncle Russell’s adult lisp that inspired him to make big moves cuz it was the only way he was gonna get laid….which means that she’s the kind of black girl you white folk can get with and not be intimidated by because they get you…you know the Halle Berry style that is pretty much like dating some jappy bitch from a private school only with some hair you can’t get wet or it’ll turn into a gremlin….

I like all black girls I know. They are just cool. But the girls I know are pretty gutter and haven’t quite been assimilated into a darker shade of white…but that doesn’t mean I still wouldn’t teach Run DMC’s kid what working a cotton field was like with my dick. You only think that’s racist cuz you’re racist…I’m just making cultural and historical references assholes.

Here she is in a bikini/bathing suit cuz I like bikinis/bathing suits.

Posted in:Angela Simmons

2010

10

Nov

Angela Simmons’ Fat Ass Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

I have a black girl fetish. Just the other day I was walking down the street and this tall, long legged black girl smiled at me and I just wanted to play plantation owner taking her pussy cuz it is his property…

I’m not racist. Some of my best facebook friends are black and I want to fuck every single one of them…

There’s just an amazing attitude that comes with black girls and that is that they find me funny and entertain me when I tell them about how I want them to lick my asshole as I cum on their faces….while white girls are so fucking prude and boring and say shit like “Gross”.

Black girls are the future, and I don’t know if Angela Simmons is on that list…but I do know that she doesn’t need to lay in the sun to get a tan and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Angela Simmons

2010

21

Sep

Run DMC’s Daughter Angela Simmons’ Booty of the Day

I think everyone has listened to Run-DMC at some point in their life. Some of you may also follow him on Twitter, where her spews tons of bullshit about life. Some of you may be amazed by Run’s brother Russell Simmons cuz he’s pretty much a billionaire, fucks models all while having a fucking adult lisp…

I’m more into looking at his daughter’s booty in a bikini bottom. She’s 23, looks young, has some amazing thickness if you like thickness and here she is in her bikini…

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